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11/13/11--04:32: Shannon_Anthony: He finally saw the growing To Do list she was making for him. It was full of words like exercise and broccoli: his turn to make a big to-do. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He finally saw the growing To Do list she was making for him. It was full of words like exercise and broccoli: his turn to make a big to-do.


11/14/11--04:42: Shannon_Anthony: He asked how to know when blue cheese goes bad. God I'm so sick of his "observational humor." Much sicker from his salad dressing, however. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He asked how to know when blue cheese goes bad. God I'm so sick of his "observational humor." Much sicker from his salad dressing, however.


11/16/11--04:31: Shannon_Anthony: Oh! She offered strong views ON lingerie—not views OF lingerie. He laughs. "Misunderstanding! Which sounds like miss underdressed…ing…no?" (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Oh! She offered strong views ON lingerie—not views OF lingerie. He laughs. "Misunderstanding! Which sounds like miss underdressed…ing…no?"


11/23/11--04:24: Shannon_Anthony: He isn't grateful for the way her family celebrates Thanksgiving. They do it thankfully, but with the emphasis on thank rather than fully. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He isn't grateful for the way her family celebrates Thanksgiving. They do it thankfully, but with the emphasis on thank rather than fully.


11/29/11--04:19: Shannon_Anthony: When they met he said, "I'm a big fan." But as she got to know him she discovered he was really just a little blowhard. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: When they met he said, "I'm a big fan." But as she got to know him she discovered he was really just a little blowhard.


11/30/11--04:50: Shannon_Anthony: She guided the frail old woman down the corridor of the nursing home. "You are such an example to me. I mean of what not to do, obviously." (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: She guided the frail old woman down the corridor of the nursing home. "You are such an example to me. I mean of what not to do, obviously."


12/02/11--04:28: Shannon_Anthony: I saw him park illegally and run into the shop. I saw the tow truck pull up. I looked again at the car's hateful bumper sticker. I watched. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: I saw him park illegally and run into the shop. I saw the tow truck pull up. I looked again at the car's hateful bumper sticker. I watched.


12/03/11--05:48: Shannon_Anthony: "Share this online purchase of a SEXXXI VIBRAT0R with your social network?" Uh, no. Obviously. That would totally ruin Grandmama's surprise. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: "Share this online purchase of a SEXXXI VIBRAT0R with your social network?" Uh, no. Obviously. That would totally ruin Grandmama's surprise.


12/04/11--06:06: Shannon_Anthony: I returned the candy coins she'd tossed in my bag, politely explaining that I can't eat chocolate from strangers who freak me out this much. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: I returned the candy coins she'd tossed in my bag, politely explaining that I can't eat chocolate from strangers who freak me out this much.


12/05/11--04:08: Shannon_Anthony: "I'm pretty picky about what I eat," warned the houseguest. That was just fine with his host, who hadn't planned on feeding him in any case. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: "I'm pretty picky about what I eat," warned the houseguest. That was just fine with his host, who hadn't planned on feeding him in any case.


12/06/11--04:41: Shannon_Anthony: All but one of the women were wearing boots. He made a beeline for the one in shoes. She knew what that was about. Cold feet love company. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: All but one of the women were wearing boots. He made a beeline for the one in shoes. She knew what that was about. Cold feet love company.


12/07/11--05:13: Shannon_Anthony: The spokesalien made a gesture we hoped was friendly. "We just want ot druffle ob keejup ilgars maq zolgar. Is that so hard to understand?" (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: The spokesalien made a gesture we hoped was friendly. "We just want ot druffle ob keejup ilgars maq zolgar. Is that so hard to understand?"


12/08/11--04:25: Shannon_Anthony: He's just looking. After testing pens, he leaves caps off and inky handprints. He used to be good at art. "Were you ever good at shopping?" (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He's just looking. After testing pens, he leaves caps off and inky handprints. He used to be good at art. "Were you ever good at shopping?"


12/09/11--04:29: Shannon_Anthony: Gassy Man commandeers their laptop to explain Twitter, but they won't go look over his shoulder. Bad things happen to those who follow him. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Gassy Man commandeers their laptop to explain Twitter, but they won't go look over his shoulder. Bad things happen to those who follow him.


12/10/11--06:48: Shannon_Anthony: Inspired, the preschool teacher makes ten finger puppets and two hand puppets. Monday's post-nap show will be a rousing tale of cannibalism. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Inspired, the preschool teacher makes ten finger puppets and two hand puppets. Monday's post-nap show will be a rousing tale of cannibalism.


12/11/11--05:33: Shannon_Anthony: My wish: to live in a world where one may read in bed while servants bring meals and pots of tea. It came true. The genie made me the maid. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: My wish: to live in a world where one may read in bed while servants bring meals and pots of tea. It came true. The genie made me the maid.


12/13/11--05:18: Shannon_Anthony: So many memories. They laughed. They confessed they'd cried. Then sighs. They'd run out of favorite commercials and only had each other now. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: So many memories. They laughed. They confessed they'd cried. Then sighs. They'd run out of favorite commercials and only had each other now.


12/14/11--04:57: Shannon_Anthony: Her showers take longer than his because she's the one with hair. They agree about that—much too vehemently, the marriage counselor says. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Her showers take longer than his because she's the one with hair. They agree about that—much too vehemently, the marriage counselor says.


12/16/11--04:26: Shannon_Anthony: He tries too hard, like gift cards that ship overnight for free with 9 shopping days left. Mail; basic male is good for a stocking stuffer. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He tries too hard, like gift cards that ship overnight for free with 9 shopping days left. Mail; basic male is good for a stocking stuffer.


12/20/11--04:58: Shannon_Anthony: "The word is GIVE. GIVE! You'd better know better than to 'gift' me anything!" After my outburst I was assured that yes they do know better. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: "The word is GIVE. GIVE! You'd better know better than to 'gift' me anything!" After my outburst I was assured that yes they do know better.