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01/03/12--04:36: Shannon_Anthony: He loves this woman! They discuss wine, organic farming & cooking until she's needed at the next table. He sighs and turns back to his date. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He loves this woman! They discuss wine, organic farming & cooking until she's needed at the next table. He sighs and turns back to his date.


01/04/12--04:24: Shannon_Anthony: He says, You're my first thought each day—marry me! She says, Really? Ask me again after you get better hydrated and incorporate some fiber. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He says, You're my first thought each day—marry me! She says, Really? Ask me again after you get better hydrated and incorporate some fiber.


01/05/12--03:41: Shannon_Anthony: Some people are so paranoid! I keep telling my coworker, I don't want his job, I only want to be the one who gets to train his replacement. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Some people are so paranoid! I keep telling my coworker, I don't want his job, I only want to be the one who gets to train his replacement.


01/06/12--04:29: Shannon_Anthony: Whoa, déjà vu! But you knew that. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Whoa, déjà vu! But you knew that.


01/10/12--04:12: Shannon_Anthony: He set chocolate on the security desk, saying he'd eat it when he relieves me for my break. Now it's gone and he's shocked. Give me a break! (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He set chocolate on the security desk, saying he'd eat it when he relieves me for my break. Now it's gone and he's shocked. Give me a break!


01/12/12--04:23: Shannon_Anthony: He omits apostrophes. Is it ignorance or character-hoarding? Meanwhile I tweet out 'apostrophes'—twice. (It's irony…and anal retentiveness.) (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He omits apostrophes. Is it ignorance or character-hoarding? Meanwhile I tweet out 'apostrophes'—twice. (It's irony…and anal retentiveness.)


01/13/12--04:01: Shannon_Anthony: Her self-deprecating anecdote about how she's not an elitist goes horribly awry when she can't come up with a folksy synonym for "esoteric." (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Her self-deprecating anecdote about how she's not an elitist goes horribly awry when she can't come up with a folksy synonym for "esoteric."


01/15/12--15:24: Shannon_Anthony: So much rich food! Waiters provide pink doggie bags. The place is romantically lit and full of overeaters who are no way having sex tonight. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: So much rich food! Waiters provide pink doggie bags. The place is romantically lit and full of overeaters who are no way having sex tonight.


01/23/12--04:57: Shannon_Anthony: Meeting over, he beckons to her—alone—and murmurs, "Got something for you." The tension's palpable. So's the empty coffee cup he hands her. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Meeting over, he beckons to her—alone—and murmurs, "Got something for you." The tension's palpable. So's the empty coffee cup he hands her.


01/24/12--04:37: Shannon_Anthony: Overdue for a checkup, he realizes: "I don't HAVE to go." He feels so much better. Until she says, "But will I have to pay for the funeral?" (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Overdue for a checkup, he realizes: "I don't HAVE to go." He feels so much better. Until she says, "But will I have to pay for the funeral?"


01/25/12--04:33: Shannon_Anthony: "Time to eat!" Her bad joke: "I've never eaten time." His punch-line: "I bet you eat seconds. All the time." It's unfunny because it's true. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: "Time to eat!" Her bad joke: "I've never eaten time." His punch-line: "I bet you eat seconds. All the time." It's unfunny because it's true.


01/26/12--04:25: Shannon_Anthony: She confides her flattering dreams about handsome Maxwell. After each revelation she says, "Don't quote me on that!" I wouldn't dream of it. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: She confides her flattering dreams about handsome Maxwell. After each revelation she says, "Don't quote me on that!" I wouldn't dream of it.


01/27/12--04:47: Shannon_Anthony: Her hair got redder, her lipstick poutier. It was like being married to a pretty clown. Finally he just blurted it out: "I don't love Lucy." (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Her hair got redder, her lipstick poutier. It was like being married to a pretty clown. Finally he just blurted it out: "I don't love Lucy."


02/02/12--04:17: Shannon_Anthony: Upon learning she re-steeped tea, he was perturbed…though not as perturbed as he'd have been if re-used tea wasn't naturally decaffeinated. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Upon learning she re-steeped tea, he was perturbed…though not as perturbed as he'd have been if re-used tea wasn't naturally decaffeinated.


02/03/12--04:30: Shannon_Anthony: It's stupid—it's a VIRUS. He nags a doctor into a worse than useless antibiotic. It's a virus. It's STUPID. Some things there's no cure for. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: It's stupid—it's a VIRUS. He nags a doctor into a worse than useless antibiotic. It's a virus. It's STUPID. Some things there's no cure for.


02/05/12--05:39: Shannon_Anthony: He wouldn't stop playing his video game long enough to see the news about the guy who died because he wouldn't stop playing his video game. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He wouldn't stop playing his video game long enough to see the news about the guy who died because he wouldn't stop playing his video game.


02/06/12--04:21: Shannon_Anthony: Tweeter's block? No, I've got LOTS of little stories. The only reason I don't tweet them *now* is so you don't notice they're all about you… (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Tweeter's block? No, I've got LOTS of little stories. The only reason I don't tweet them *now* is so you don't notice they're all about you…


02/07/12--04:18: Shannon_Anthony: She's invited—social event of the season! NOTHING will keep her from this wedding. The bride & groom don't feel nearly so strongly about it. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: She's invited—social event of the season! NOTHING will keep her from this wedding. The bride & groom don't feel nearly so strongly about it.


02/09/12--05:00: Shannon_Anthony: Oh no! Tuna in the oatmeal! (Long story.) It's okay, he says. It's bodybuilder food. He eats it all the time. She thanks him. For the laugh. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Oh no! Tuna in the oatmeal! (Long story.) It's okay, he says. It's bodybuilder food. He eats it all the time. She thanks him. For the laugh.


02/10/12--04:45: Shannon_Anthony: She'd never settled down. All suitors were sent on a quest. Until the day came. "Yummy! A chai I can love! Thanks! Your work here is done." (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: She'd never settled down. All suitors were sent on a quest. Until the day came. "Yummy! A chai I can love! Thanks! Your work here is done."