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12/22/11--05:03: Shannon_Anthony: They started arguing about who had the most gray hairs, and he unbuttoned his jeans in anticipation. But the count did not go as he'd hoped. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: They started arguing about who had the most gray hairs, and he unbuttoned his jeans in anticipation. But the count did not go as he'd hoped.


12/23/11--05:16: Shannon_Anthony: I know from the quizzical way he looks at me that he knows I'm really much more intelligent than I seem. (Either that or he knows I am not.) (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: I know from the quizzical way he looks at me that he knows I'm really much more intelligent than I seem. (Either that or he knows I am not.)


12/26/11--16:48: Shannon_Anthony: "Monday? Feels like a Sunday, huh?" They can't say, being suddenly out of earshot and new to Mr. Foley's dress-like-an-executioner weekends. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: "Monday? Feels like a Sunday, huh?" They can't say, being suddenly out of earshot and new to Mr. Foley's dress-like-an-executioner weekends.


12/27/11--04:34: Shannon_Anthony: This New Year's Eve party would be better. Thanks to a head start on his resolutions he was already good with people and knots and weapons. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: This New Year's Eve party would be better. Thanks to a head start on his resolutions he was already good with people and knots and weapons.


12/30/11--04:48: Shannon_Anthony: The visitor can't believe how little it takes to make us happy, weather-wise. It's cold & bleak & she hates it. Which makes us even happier. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: The visitor can't believe how little it takes to make us happy, weather-wise. It's cold & bleak & she hates it. Which makes us even happier.


01/01/12--07:02: Shannon_Anthony: Showing off his art, he says the artist just died. We know what that means! "You can take the ugly thing down without hurting any feelings." (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Showing off his art, he says the artist just died. We know what that means! "You can take the ugly thing down without hurting any feelings."


01/02/12--09:34: Shannon_Anthony: She's ready to make up. "Things were said," she says. But it seems those things weren't listened to. She's ready to start fighting again. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: She's ready to make up. "Things were said," she says. But it seems those things weren't listened to. She's ready to start fighting again.


01/03/12--04:36: Shannon_Anthony: He loves this woman! They discuss wine, organic farming & cooking until she's needed at the next table. He sighs and turns back to his date. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He loves this woman! They discuss wine, organic farming & cooking until she's needed at the next table. He sighs and turns back to his date.


01/04/12--04:24: Shannon_Anthony: He says, You're my first thought each day—marry me! She says, Really? Ask me again after you get better hydrated and incorporate some fiber. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He says, You're my first thought each day—marry me! She says, Really? Ask me again after you get better hydrated and incorporate some fiber.


01/05/12--03:41: Shannon_Anthony: Some people are so paranoid! I keep telling my coworker, I don't want his job, I only want to be the one who gets to train his replacement. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Some people are so paranoid! I keep telling my coworker, I don't want his job, I only want to be the one who gets to train his replacement.


01/06/12--04:29: Shannon_Anthony: Whoa, déjà vu! But you knew that. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Whoa, déjà vu! But you knew that.


01/10/12--04:12: Shannon_Anthony: He set chocolate on the security desk, saying he'd eat it when he relieves me for my break. Now it's gone and he's shocked. Give me a break! (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He set chocolate on the security desk, saying he'd eat it when he relieves me for my break. Now it's gone and he's shocked. Give me a break!


01/12/12--04:23: Shannon_Anthony: He omits apostrophes. Is it ignorance or character-hoarding? Meanwhile I tweet out 'apostrophes'—twice. (It's irony…and anal retentiveness.) (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: He omits apostrophes. Is it ignorance or character-hoarding? Meanwhile I tweet out 'apostrophes'—twice. (It's irony…and anal retentiveness.)


01/13/12--04:01: Shannon_Anthony: Her self-deprecating anecdote about how she's not an elitist goes horribly awry when she can't come up with a folksy synonym for "esoteric." (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Her self-deprecating anecdote about how she's not an elitist goes horribly awry when she can't come up with a folksy synonym for "esoteric."


01/15/12--15:24: Shannon_Anthony: So much rich food! Waiters provide pink doggie bags. The place is romantically lit and full of overeaters who are no way having sex tonight. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: So much rich food! Waiters provide pink doggie bags. The place is romantically lit and full of overeaters who are no way having sex tonight.


01/23/12--04:57: Shannon_Anthony: Meeting over, he beckons to her—alone—and murmurs, "Got something for you." The tension's palpable. So's the empty coffee cup he hands her. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Meeting over, he beckons to her—alone—and murmurs, "Got something for you." The tension's palpable. So's the empty coffee cup he hands her.


01/24/12--04:37: Shannon_Anthony: Overdue for a checkup, he realizes: "I don't HAVE to go." He feels so much better. Until she says, "But will I have to pay for the funeral?" (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Overdue for a checkup, he realizes: "I don't HAVE to go." He feels so much better. Until she says, "But will I have to pay for the funeral?"


01/25/12--04:33: Shannon_Anthony: "Time to eat!" Her bad joke: "I've never eaten time." His punch-line: "I bet you eat seconds. All the time." It's unfunny because it's true. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: "Time to eat!" Her bad joke: "I've never eaten time." His punch-line: "I bet you eat seconds. All the time." It's unfunny because it's true.


01/26/12--04:25: Shannon_Anthony: She confides her flattering dreams about handsome Maxwell. After each revelation she says, "Don't quote me on that!" I wouldn't dream of it. (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: She confides her flattering dreams about handsome Maxwell. After each revelation she says, "Don't quote me on that!" I wouldn't dream of it.


01/27/12--04:47: Shannon_Anthony: Her hair got redder, her lipstick poutier. It was like being married to a pretty clown. Finally he just blurted it out: "I don't love Lucy." (chan 1847299)

Shannon_Anthony: Her hair got redder, her lipstick poutier. It was like being married to a pretty clown. Finally he just blurted it out: "I don't love Lucy."